A kindred spirit …
funnyspamcomments:

publish = post
retailer = huh? Not sure on this one.
with = of
whether = if
Also, I appreciate the clarification that it would be a “website” link to my “internet” blog.

A kindred spirit …

funnyspamcomments:

publish = post

retailer = huh? Not sure on this one.

with = of

whether = if

Also, I appreciate the clarification that it would be a “website” link to my “internet” blog.

No. 52: POET LAUREATE’S WARNING

“All flowers will droop in absences of the sun that waked their sweets.”

This comment came from Oscar Auerbach, which is strange for three reasons:

  1. What’s the famous pathologist who discovered the link between cigarettes and cancer doing poking around a music blog?
  2. Why is he quoting John Dryden?
  3. He died in 1997.

Fantastic spambot user names, part VIII

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No. 45: And I don’t even understand whether or not you’re insulting me

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